"I don’t want to room with white bitches! Only ling ling :3"

- Jazmin, on the possibility of being roommates with other girls instead of me ahahaha <3

As soon as the film crew stopped filming…

I asked if I could finally eat.

PHAT4LYFE <3

Anonymous asked: whos baby is the cake for?

Nobody had a baby, some of my colleagues and I bought it from Hansen’s Cakes for our last internship meeting. Our boss thought it was funny :3